this is the stupidest and funniest thing ever
I just laughed so loud three people turned around to look at me
We’re all too familiar with this.
That is the single greatest moment of panic I’ve ever experienced.
=_= Its a fucking bitch.
this will never be not funny.
everyone’s grandparents seem to have really cute stories of how they met, and like my grandparents met when my grandma was running away from police during a protest and she jumped on the back of my grandads motorcycle and just screamed “DRIVE FUCKING DRIVE”
I dunno man I think that story’s pretty fuckin cute.
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.